To the 10 000'th post.

Gwampy do you remember when your children were but younglings and you would take them on road trips and they would incessantly ask Are We There Yet until you were forced to pull off to the side of the road and beat them into silence with hammers?

Hammers? I thought you just got a switch and beat them with that until it broke.

I think beating them until the hammer broke would be much more efficient.

I'm just trying to get the point across that I'm not pretending to find his repetetive posting of the same phrase in here obnoxious.

Ahhh... Trying to get a point across.

You might prefer "just spamming"?  ::)

 

* does his spoiled rotten brat imitation *

This is Fiddles and I can do whatever I wanna.

I don't have to spell right or anything just ask Red if you ever see him again.

Na Na Na Na Na Na.  :P

 

:-*

 

At least I'm posting...that's more than I can say for some of the gawkers who look to see how we're doing but won't post so much as an "Are we there yet?" cause they're too proud or scared or something...come on people!!!  Let's get this puppy over 10,000 for crying out loud!!!

 

I know.

 

I should have posted each sentence in a single post!!!  ;D

Jeez Jelly.

I didn't know you liked Gwamps that much.

Did you think he was Sandy Claws? :D

She tackles everyone.

Ah.......

*oomph*

 

Kinda like that.

 

*spreads Jelly*

You know, I've been reading back through this thread. That little twit loki went on for like ten pages on his own at one point when nobody else was here. If I had any respect for him I would have just lost it.

Loki has done that many times in the course of his spamming. On a totally unrelated note, I got a nice sexy new hip flask.

Actually it's turning out to be more like twenty pages. That's not respectable spam - if we counted that sort of tripe, I could start a thread from scratch and have it be the number one thread this time tomorrow. But that's the loser way to spam up. And man, trying to make it through a page when you have twelve of that RAM-hog sig of his flashing through...

Oh, the joys of spam, Moggy did one such thread over in Hell (SG spam forum) a couple of months ago for some spam competition they had. It is, unfortunately, not one we can really repeat because of the nature of it. Maybe I'll cook up a similar one after I get back from Sweden next week...

Okay, I'm not sure at this point how long this goes on - so far it's been like forty pages of nothing but loki posts. I almost want to say Honeymoon doesn't deserve to be number one if it got there with garbage like that. Almost.

Sounds like Loki had a couple of days where he was booooooored.

This was actually a single afternoon for him.

...

 

Smooth.

The thread was at about 400 pages when he started and his goal was to make it to 500. Okay, so he only made it about thirty pages. Whatever. That's still like 360 selfposts that sully this thread's purity.

This thread isn't the only one. Loki worked hard on his post count, even when others weren't working with him.

Yeah but, I can't even explain why, there's just something so... dishonest about doing it that way.

Thats fair, I've no particular wish to ever start spamming alone. Thats kinda like drinking alone, no fun at all, and reason to re-evaluate your life.

Yeah but drinking in groups inevitably leads to things that would damage any future political ambitions.

Fortunately I have no political ambitions.