Have you introduced them to any other watermelon families?

oh.... and hears me thinking you were a horticulturist... damn my sensabilities

No, I'm keeping my babies locked up in a box.

And what if they rot?

I can take better care of them than that  ::)

*passes a wateringcan*

Suuuuure... I saw how you treated those clementines.

what? Im innocent, I swear....

Of course you are, I was talking to Raena.

They wanted to be eaten!

anything would want to be eaten by you....

She's a biter.

Erm, Rae, you ate the watermelons. You shared them with everybody, as I recall.

What a heartless mother. I feel sorry for any human children she might have.

Human flesh is better than watermelon flesh because it isn't full of seeds.

You can get seedless watermelons too. And it kinda depends on which part of the human you are eating.

I'm not much for organs, only muscle tissue, so I don't think I'd need to worry.

You know, they don't have the same names for their steak cuts in Sweden. I was asking for Sirloin or New York Strip and getting a blank stare.

Good thing for me that I only eat cowflesh if it be a burger.

I ended up getting this really really thin steak cut, which I didn't realize until after I got it into the frying pan that it was 5 super thin cuts and not just 1 decently thick one.

Oh, the kind of steak that you make masks out of *nods*

Yeah, about that thick and the right shape for it too.

*recalls The Cable Guy* "Silence... of the Laaaambs"

The cable guy freaked me out. I mean, what if he's my cable guy? What then?

That was an underrated movie. I keep seeing it for sale cheap at the grocery store, but for some reason I never pick it up. Subconscious aversion to Matthew Broderick, maybe.