He's good sometimes, and sometimes I just want to punch him.

Erm, Rae, you ate the watermelons. You shared them with everybody, as I recall.

 

Oops.  :-[

That's alright, you can make more. Here, swallow this seed.

You sure thats a watermelon seed in there?

We'll find out in a few months time!

Unless its poisionous. Then we'll find out sooner.

Two hundred plus posts til we hit ten thousand. Think we can manage that ourselves today?

Well, lets give it a go.

That might mean pulling out of the other threads and concentrating solely on this one.

I'm game for it, my only other plans tonight are to pack to go back tomorrow, and that can wait.

Yeah, because I'm not giving the moment that we've worked so hard on this thread for to the lesser denizens.

Well then, what are we waiting for? Lets roll.

*bolts Barm into a garbage can and rolls him down the mountainside*

*lands in the river, floats away*

*he is sideswiped by a passing motorboat*

*the propeller destroys the side of the garbage can, barm escapes*

*only to be dragged to the bottom of the river by the undertow and trapped there by weeds*

*but the government created a dam which made the river flow go low enough for me to escape*

*the current smashes Barm into the dam, breaking all his bones*

*swallows too much water in agony and drowns*

*his carcass sinks to the bottom and becomes a home for eels*

*the river dries out, the land becomes a dessert, his bones get buried in sand and become petrified*

*thirty million years later dolphins have become the dominant species on the planet*

 

*dolphin-man digs up Barm's fossilized husk*

 

*dolphin-man grinds Barm's bones into a powder and smokes him*

 

*dolphin-man trips out*

*is smoke on the wind... fades away into nothingness*

*meanwhile, Midget boinked a squirrel*

 

Hm, doesn't have the same effect it did nine years ago  :-\