Unacceptabiggle! *flamingo dance*

Flamingo dance?! *does a walrus dance*

*the ground shakes and shudders*

Beat that Mrs. Flamingo.

*beats it with a wooden oatmeal spoon*

Reminds me of a show on Comedy Central.

<klig> *giggles*

<klig> let's beat matt with a wooden oatmeal spoon

<JohnathanDoe> why an oatmeal spoon?

<klig> because this guy i knew two years ago always told me he was gonna beat me with a wooden oatmeal spoon

<klig> ask him

<klig> damn

Obviously this klig is intelligent.

That's my friend Chaney. He's smoked his brain inside out.

Sounds like my brother.

Nonfactual unless your name is Micah.

Your moms name is Micah.

Congratulations Barm on earning your Master's Degree in Fail.

Masters? I wanted my PhD.

Well, reach for the stars there, Chortles.

I said it sounded like not was. My brother's name is one letter different than mine and I'm not Caney.

Could've been worse; you could've both been named Pete.

My name is Artie! And you suck! :P

My middle name is Chase. Greatest terrible pickup line ever? Girl takes a shot, said "I need a Chaser" I swoop in beside her and say "I'm right here."

 

For the record, I've never tried it, I was just told about it by a friend who's first name is Chase.

Well my name is both common, nothing embarrasing about them

 

*gasp*  :o

 

*can't believe that the Honeymoon thread is at the bottom of the 2nd page*

That is because a certain Oztrlyan likes to spam two pages worth of threads after spamming Honeymoon *eyes him suspiciously*

*wonders how more than 4 or so pages were added to some of the threads in Fiddles and only ONE reply has been made in Honeymoon in my absence*

 

Umm...seriously...

 

 

Maybe you just didn't give it enough time to prosper?

or didn't water it enough