*leads the pommelhorse away*

*sings a traveling song*  The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.  The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.

I have you captured and that's all you say?

Umm... let me go, fiend?  You won't get away with this?  ;)  (maybe I like being captured :-* )

Kinky.... *whoooshes Meesh away*

To where, might I ask?

Why to the little cottage in the forest of course.

Well, a little stream meandering by is a must, you know.

Of course, of course. We have only one though.

That's good, I don't know what I'd do with a spare stream....

But you have to be careful... A mile or two away some monster lives in a cave.

I think I have a large stick to protect myself with. :D

I guess Corn doesn't know what a pommelhorse is. I should maybe keep track of all the things he doesn't know.

Hey... I don't know and I don't care. I stole it and it came with me.

is it used in gymnastics? ;D

That's right. The thing they whirl around over.

Yeah... I remember... I watched the Olympics.  I think male gymnastics is boring.  :D

They use their upper body strength to twist about over the pommelhorse and I don't know why!

Because they can.

I find it silly!

You're just jealous because you're not as muscular as them.

I believe that I am. Just not as slender and small.

Male gymnasts are hella ripped up top. Female gymnasts are usually hella ripped down below, but that's not nearly as attractive, plus those girls have no boobs.

Because the intensity of their training shuts down certain hormones. O.o

My mother sometimes will watch womens gymnastics if she finds it on television, and the girls on there all look like they're twelve years old, and this is college gymnastics  :-X