too many rippling muscles makes a person look bad... and i don't want to hug a rock... some girls like it, but that's not my body type preference.

 

and you know...gymnasts are toooooo pirky. they should try on some real emotion.

On the other hand, some of them do develop a decent construction and also manage to be quite limber. this has resulted in more than a few websites I could name (and get in trouble for)

then let's not...  of course, your point fully ignores the part where i said they should show some real emotion...

Hey, why don't people take me serious?

because you are a penguin king... i mean, come on!

EMPEROR!  EMPEROR!  Difference.

Exactly.  DSage is an EMPEROR penguin king.

6 pages?

 

I'm dissapointed in you people. :(

More like an Emperor Pirate-Penguin Emperor.

If you insist.  Does this mean we get to call you Double-Empy the Pirate Penguin?

tsp. = ten square pounds.

hm, seems to me like that logic explains why girls are GENERALLY better cooks.

*mutters* with a beer gut...

You're muttering with a beer gut? :-\

the penguin king who would dub himself an emperor pirate thingy...

To clarify, I'm not implying that I'm the emperor of pirates.

I LOVE to scramble the fairies!

Reasons it would rule to date a unicorn

 

 

 

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poot. image.

You need to start using an actual comp, meesh.

I do, whenever I can.  I was on for 4 hours straight yesterday.

I was playing the saxophone for 4 hours yesterday as well.

Really? That's pretty cool. My brother plays his guitar hours every day and he's gotten pretty good.

Yeah, I don't know how to play it, but I did.

Well you learn by doing, they say. :D