This isn't the world?

No it's a marble

Marble is the world.  I understand.  You don't have to be frightened.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a chicken. I'm the other white meat

So you're a kangaroo.  That's perfectly understandable.

I'm glad that someone accepts my oddities

Hey, without oddities, we'd all be puffer fish.  And no one wants that.  Well, I'm sure someone does somewhere, but that's my point.

I want to be a puffer fish.

See?  That's what I'm talking about.

Beanie babies? Right? I wasn't really paying attention to you

Why'd you have to post?  I was about to get off.  Damn you!

Because I'm a mean mean person who has nothing better to do at 5 in the morning.

You mean you don't even have to sleep?

Who sleeps? That was so 90's.

I want to take bets on who will have the first post on page 1000.

It'll be me. I bet 4 pennies and Reylers head

I don't bet.

It'll be me. I bet 4 pennies and Reylers head

 

I will bet reyler's neck on you claiming it.

It'll be me. I bet 4 pennies and Reylers head

I will bet reyler's neck on you claiming it.

 

So that's 4.000001 penny from each of you

I demand Danya and Raena return for their Anniversary!

Thorum, everybody hates you.

 

My head belongs to me and is not anyone else's to gamble with. Sylvia's butt, on the other hand, is entirely my property.

Which means...

It means candle harmonica monkey farts

Uh-huh...there's a bee in front of my face.

The sensible solution is to hit yourself in the face with a brick