I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like...

You have plenty of siblings, surely they don't all need eyesight.

How about rocky mountain oysters.......fresh off the bull

Well, I think I could relieve one or two of them of sight....

Well, I think I could relieve one or two of them of sight....

 

with what method?

Salad tongs and a nail file.

eeee.

 

*winces*

Oh, grow a spine. Or I could loan one out to you, I've a few spares I've collected.

Yeah, well, you don't have mine.

 

It's still here, see?

I own your butt, though.

Is that why there's a birthmark that says "reyrey?"

That's actually a USDA stamp.

No, that's not awkward or embarrassing.

mine has a barcode

 

its registerd as a whoopie cushion :P

Is that why there's a birthmark that says "reyrey?"

Hazzah!! ;D

That would make me feel like reyler and I...were meant to be, y'know? :P

I think you are....in some weird way

Thought you didn't like girls.

It's in duscussion as we speak

::)

I don't like girls THAT way.

 

But meant to be, as in...we're supposed to be TOGETHER.  Yeah.  Not together-together.  Just together. *snuggles reyler up*

 

It's a complicated partnership.  I think we're like Frankenstein and Igor.  Only more troubled.

 

MUWAHAHAHA

Plus Igor was made up for the movie. That book sucked, though, so, you know, more power to them.

I liked the book. *pouts*

you have a high tolerance for boring, then.

No I have a love for learning and intellectual growth.

That book is so dry that if you didn't already know the premise is "he makes a monster and brings it to life", you wouldn't even realize such had happened until three chapters after the fact. There were like five good sentences and the rest is oh my god how can frigging Frankenstein be so boring