I did well until my senior year.

 

I had mono.

 

I didn't care about showing up to school on time.

that must have sucked. Never had mono. I wasn't popular with the ladies  :(

I got it from the drinking fountains, or maybe sharing a drink with a friend.

 

I've never kissed anyone.

Not even a butt?

Wow, an eighteen year old that hasn't even kissed a butt. I thought butt kissing was a necessity.

or a blarney stone replica shaped head on someone?

Lol, don't kiss the blarney stone. people pee on it

....... got nothin..

Surely you must have something we can take from you. Virginity?

*looks Boysoy up and down*

 

He just might, at that.

What use would you have for it, meesh?  ::)

For what?

I thought YOU were taking things from him.

Yeah, Meesh is just trying to hwlp you take it from him.

Yuck, man-parts.

What is wrong with that.

What's wrong with you, Miss SEX SEX SEX FOR EVERYONE MUAHAHAHAHA?

I agree with Rey's theory.

Apparently reyler doesn't.

What a hippocrit.

Well not with men, jeez

O.O

 

*edges away*

She don't do squirrels either. You are safe Meesh.

Spoken like a souvenir

Touch of all your childhood fear

Yes, I know, that's a song.

 

I don't know what it is though.

 

Except a song.

I didn't even know that.