Also known as the remote control for human beings

I've never heard that before.

That means Apple's programming is already hard-wired into your brain.

So when she wakes up every morning, does she make that cute little start up noise that apples do?

If she does, it's too low-volume for the microphones to pick up.

Yeah, I have my volume muted.

Oh I should only be so lucky as for that to be true

Well, YOU'RE the only one who'd know, what with your hidden spyware.

who wouldnt want to spy on you

I can think of a few people....

well they are fools

NYACK NYACK NYACK

 

Thou hast no idea of what thou speakest.

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with M

*smashes the spycam*

Aww but I was enjoying that :P

Well, you're not a very good spy, if that's the only one you have.

 

You and reyler should get together. ;)

Is reyler being in a healthy relationship plausible?

yes... for her... it may not be so healthy for the other person though

who said healthy is fun?

I don't know, some strange person.

 

We should find them.

Pft, I'm not capable of being in any kind of relationship.

Not even that of a captive and her torturer?

That's not really a relationship, exactly.

You won't even be FRIENDS with anyone?

 

I think you could use a friend.

 

Like a pen-pal.

*impales meesh with a pen* How's that work for you?