Oh, she should be paid for this stuff; that's how good she is.  And practiced.

And Kanye West should be paid for...

 

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Ok, I got nothin.

You know, I don't watch ANY awards shows anymore (I've only seen about 3 in my life anyway), but even I heard about Kanye West and his rudeness.

 

Dude, you DON'T interrupt people on TV in a setting like that.  It's so heartless and inconsiderate of you!

 

But after the initial reaction I had to finding out about it, I've subsided back into blissful indifference/ignorance.

well anyway....

How about them cookie cutters?

I have none

Well go get some!

 

They're very important to survival.

I have the programatical equivilant

I can't be a dominatrix, I don't like being looked at  :-[

I like looking at you. *stares*

surely you could blindfold all your gimps?

Blindfolds are for children's games.

oh no...a meesh

Yeah, you should probably run for the hills, screaming bloody murder.

naw I think I will just fetch some popcorn

To throw at me?

if you want...I was gona eat it tbh

Eat it and then throw some of it at FB

wait...I AM FB! and I have the popcorn..

No you have the severed heads plus finger print evidence

*Checks the database*

 

Yeap, they're here

Do you have the death of spoof on there as well

nope, only toenails

Shame, would have been good to blame that on something

well theres something