Yeah didn't think of that.

A common failing of humans.

A wombat caused a world war?

In your dreams, yes.

Is your puppy of a proper dog species?

Depends on what you mean by proper.

Exceeding 50 pounds when full grown and at a healthy weight, usually.

Nope.  He's a Jack Russell Terrier.  Going to be small, too hyper, and annoying for the rest of his life.

 

He's huge, for his age though.  Almost the size of a full-grown Jack Russell.

Aw, but Jack Russells are kinda cute.

This family used to live a few blocks away from us, and they have a Jack Russell.  She was the most adorable dog I've ever seen.

 

But our Jack Russell, while cute just by virtue of being a puppy, is not the cutest Jack Russell in the world.

 

But I'm biased against him.  I'm not a dog person.

 

You can haz him.

No thank you. I still haven't completely recovered from having my last two dogs put down, and that was over seven years ago.

Maybe you should get a new puppy.  It might heal your heart.

 

It might suddenly become too big instead of too small! O.o

I have this little issue with anything I get attached to dying or going away or just not thinking it's worth it to hang around.

Ever get attached to the old Fiddles gods/legends?

I am the Fiddles legend.

But you're not a goddess.

That implies some kind of responsibility. Yuck.

I guess.  But don't you find it your responsibility to torture/maim/injure/etc people?

No, and it annoys when when people expect it of me. I just want to do whatever I want to do at that moment. Most of the time it amuses me to be horrible to you lot, but if I don't feel like it, then why should I do it anyway?

People expect it of you because they enjoy it, eh?

 

No, your philosophies are often common sense and work out just fine.

I'm a believer in "a place for everything and everything in it's place", but I am against applying the same dynamic to people.

People are tricky *agrees*

People are dumb.

I know I sure am

Nonsense Led.