Do I have any bandages

Your body should stop the bleeding automatically within 2 minutes... :D

Unless you ate coco puffs the morning before.

What.... that doesn't stop the coagulate in the blood from working. 

Screw reality. :P :D

Well, no don't, I happen to enjoy reality without the screwing.

But what if reality was screwed?

Well then I'd be screwed more often, which is scary to contemplate.

I'd rather be doing the screwing.

Yes, you would. Poor reality.

Screwdriver?  Nay?

How about a pile driver?

Or a muffin!!!!

In your tummy?

TUMMIES!

Growl and make babies

I can't :(

You can do anything if you set your mind to it.

So can your body actually NOT make babies in the physiological?

This thread was on page 5....

Wow, that's kind of blasphemous! :o

Lots of threads were on page 5 though.  20 to be exact. :o

No way! :D

 

That's far too many, there should only be 3 threads on that page!

No... I can't make babies :(

I thought so too.  We should take it with the Fiddles Mod...... :D