Chicken fingers?  Those would go well with the rest of the platter.

Ah, now see? Your post count is back above the Honeymoon tally.

happiness and joyful celebration.

Do they still make ticker tape?

*Watches ticker tape fall from the sky*  Apparently...  actually I've had that in storage for a while... I feel as though this might not be a big enough occasion for it but... the storage fee was ridiculous.

Actually I think the steep fee might have been for keeping a squad of live camels in your storage unit.

possibly... though... well no that was. it... *send for the camels to be dropped from the sky*

*they are ambushed by the Paratroopas*

 

well that's unfortunate.

Place your bets now!

I'm going for the plumber.

I call shenanigans on Mario being a plumber - he's always on time and never flashes his asscrack.

many many inappropriate and non pg-13 thoughts just passed through my head... many of which I am not proud of and will I now hang my head in shame for 5 seconds for thinking them.

I am so contagious.

sadly... i was infected long before I met you.

Mm. High school, yes?

I ignore most of what I hear in school.

3rd grade.

Gee, I thought puerility came with puberty.

What gave you that idea?

STD slides in health class?

*shudders*

They weren't that bad... mr weak stomach

STI :P...meh

They weren't that bad... mr weak stomach

Oh

Would you like to have one? :D

I can't get one, so it doesn't matter :D