Uni starts back in a couple of weeks. I may go into hiding, but I think I'll stay saner if I stick around.

In absence of any other long-term plans that might interfere with my failure to have a life on here.

life schmife.

KNIFE KNIFE *stabbity*

JAB STAB *dead*

*recycles Boyo as bottles*

I'm eco-unfriendly.

That's cool, I'm all-purpose unfriendly.

It's ironic that you recycled something eco-unfriendly.

Well, recycling is really just finding a new purpose for something.

*liquefies a nearby playground and bottles it in eco-unfriendly Boyo-bottles*

 

It's a bottle of fun!

Fun until you die... which is imminent after opening one.

which can only be contained by Boyomatter, which prevents fun.

...

 

What did I just walk into?

Spain

In the rain. On a plane. Or a plain. You choose. Maybe a plain plane.

Quicksand, you did. *pulls up a deck chair*

*jumps in quicksand carrying a toy airplane*

Oh noes! *throws a liquorice rope*

Don't feed the poor dumb bastards!

*is defiant  >:(*

 

*feeds the poor dumb bastards to the pterosaurs*

*the pterosaurs have an allergic reaction and die*

 

Now see what you've done  :'(

*reanimates the pterosaurs as implacable, airborne, undead killers and sends them after the cast of America's Next Top Model*

 

Did you know that baby anklyosauruses are called scutelings? I'm going to die of sheer joy.

Which one weighs less, I wonders.

The scuteling. The cast of Model is supercompact because of all the bile, bullshit, and concentrated asshattery that they contain.