I DON'T HAVE A CARPET I HAVE A CARDBOARD BOX

FLAMMABLE NONETHELESS ASHTRAYFACE

My face. Is not. An ashtray.

"My buttocks is not a kissing post"

Isn't it? *puts out cigarettes on meesh's face*

*kills reyler with THIS thumb*

Mmm, I didn't think you played those kinds of games *squirm*

 

*clears throat*

 

Dead people don't squirm.

Oh, I thought you meant "kills".

 

Anyway, dead people don't stay dead in Fiddles.

That's true. Maybe I should lock you in a gold sarcophagus.

I read a fetish porn once that was similar to that. I felt a little sick afterwards.

Leave it to me to say something that would make you say something about that....

 

Surfin' USA!

The particularly well-written ones usually do that to me. I should probably avoid them.

Yes, do. And don't talk about them.

Oh pish posh, I never give you details anyway, you shriek and hide your eyes at the sight of toes.

*squeaks and gets out brain bleach*

The octopus is a horrifying creature, in an unrelated bit of information.

I don't like sea creatures much.

Somewhere along the way I developed a bit of a terror about being underwater. I literally don't know where this came from, especially since I used to swim all the time.

I'm okay with pools and stuff...but the ocean terrifies me.

Just like, all of a sudden I started having a lot of really unpleasant dreams about being underwater and having things kill me.

And you didn't see a movie or something?

Nope! Just kinda started happening every now and again when I was 19-20, kept on popping up periodically until within the last couple of years. Always in variations, although more recent dreams about something killing me usually take place in a jungle rather than underwater.

*gets brain bleach for rey*

The last one I woke up from had me facing down a charging tyrannosaur on fairly open terrain. I always wake up from them. That time I said screw this, I'm going back into the dream and I'm going to be a goddamn dragon. I don't recall that I actually dreamed this, but I haven't had a recurrence since.