*unscrews meesh's head and leaves it in the laundry basket*

*waddles around groping for the laundry basket, and grabs a vacuum cleaner instead*

I haven't done anything to you recently that should be resulting in waddling. Is this then your natural mode of ambulation?

No, that's just what my headless body felt like doing.

*rolls the body into the creek*

*makes a splash, floats along merrily until the waterfall, is dashed to pieces*

*doesn't rescue meesh with a fishing pole and the Perfect Cast*

That's okay, I'm an angel now.

Where you going to use your 20 sided die for that perfect cast

She wasn't going to use anything.

Squirrels don't go to heaven

They go to...collect nuts?

Which is basically the same thing.

Except one goes good with ice cream and the other doesn't.

Now the question is this: which is which?

The blurry one in the pointed hat, obviously. Mrs. Who and Mrs. What don't have quite as ironic a sense of humor.

I wanna say... A Wrinkle in Time? Maybe?

See? You're not a complete lost cause.

Thanks. I try.

No you don't.

Darn, you see right through me. I need to adjust my settings.

You might start with switching to "on".

Depends on what exactly I would turn on.

Or whom, as the case may end up being.

Well, I just don't know, honey.