Sure you do, bees make it.

Sure, conveniently ignore the punctuation.

I have to, any time I read back an e-mail my boss sent a customer. He types in Shatner-speak.

I'm not entirely sure what that is.

It means. That he sends. Business e-mails. Where he speaks like this.

Holy frijoles.

Yes, it really works wonders when you give customers the impression they're communicating with someone in Nigeria. The utterly terrible website design doesn't help.

I wanna see!!!

Hells no, that would decompartmentalize my existence.

Awwwww.....but...but...I wanna!!

Which always works on rye rey's

meesh wants a butt butt. Check.

Yep it's still there

I like checks, they are money.

So are butts, under the right circumstances.

So are butts, under the right circumstances.

 

aka shaking what your mama gave ya?

My mother gave me cartilage decay.

Ugh. Can't shake that. Unless you want to be in the remake of the Thriller video.

Please tell me that is not actually a thing.

Oh god no. I'd boycott it.

Some things you just don't tamper with.

Exactly. Especially the work of dead icons.

No matter one's personal opinion of Michael Jackson the man, Thriller is unquestionable iconic and should never be messed with.

 

That said, if it were a movie the prevailing thought would be that it's been long enough that they should try to "introduce it to a new generation" by way of having it be a quick buck vehicle for various low-level screenwriters and directors and actors that the studio picked up but who they'd never assign to anything on which quality is a concern.

Ugh. Can't shake that. Unless you want to be in the remake of the Thriller video.

 

 

i give you the internet. gods bless it

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo&feature=related

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