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Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there lived a

Once upon a time, there lived a wannabe pirate

That's two words Auld. :'(

I fixed it. :D

 

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned

 

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself.

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself.

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching

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Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key of knowledge. Perhaps

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key of knowledge. Perhaps, she thought if

 

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key of knowledge. Perhaps, she thought if the Robin talked

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key of knowledge. Perhaps, she thought if the Robin talked then an answer

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key of knowledge. Perhaps, she thought if the Robin talked then an answer might be closer

Once upon a time, there lived a wanna be pirate who would sell stories of ugly women who turned out to be a woman himself. This was surprising and unplanned development because he had been born a dog, previously, and was looking forward to licking herself. She wondered if others suffered likewise and began searching for the key of knowledge. Perhaps, she thought if the Robin talked then an answer might be closer than New Jersey.