i want to bash terry goodkind. he has to stand up when he writes in order to pull the plot points out of his butt

hey that one was pretty good. you forgot the tissues though. he needs a box of tissues nearby.

 

cuz, y'know, his stories are 110% self-indulgent literary masturbation.

ugh, blinded by the visual..., but agree, the guy is just a waste of time.

 

I need to bash SNL for not begging Tina Fey to stay, I will miss her!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate emo. All these awful pop punk groups coming out. They're all EXACTLY the same. Seriously, go listen to Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, those groups, and one won't be able to tell the difference. I mean, come on! They try to sing songs about how to not conform and fight the Man, while obeying the Man's every whim. How can you be unconforming if you all look the same, dress the same, and sound the same? Go throw yourselves off a cliff, please, and save the world's ears.

I want to bash Black History month. Not that I have anything against any one of the race. No, I just do not feel it is at all necessary to be inundated with someone else's skin color on tv, at school, on the radio, by teachers, friends, Wal-mart. I don't thrust my whiteness at anyone, I don't need to hear all about any other color for a month! I'm all for celebrating culture and tradtition, but this is nothing more than a celebration of a skin color. If I wanted to throw a "white history month" I'd be beaten about the head.

 

Let me be clear, I mean no offense to anyone of any race: black, white, muslim, hindu, native american (where is Native American month?? they were persecuted by Americans at bare minimum as much as blacks). I don't see how it is "politically correct" to celebrate only one culture while ignoring so many others that make America so rich. If we are going to celebrate let us celebrate the traditions of Nigeria, the Congo, the other countries I am willingly admitting to ignorance of.

Hip-hop music sucks!!! I don't see why these so called "musicians" who can't even sing or play any instrument get all the money and attention that come they're way.

It sounds monotonous and moronic, too!

 

Especially that black-wannabe Eminem, always taking shots at people. He deserves a slow and painful death that involves hissing cockroaches!!!

hissing cockraoches taste like shrimp.

i want to bash people who name things like snails and maggots and cockroaches delicacies... it is obviously not the best word for them. and things like that should only be eaten on the point of starvation. sorry if you like them.

hissing cockraoches taste like shrimp.

 

Man! I don't even want to think about that, heh, heh. :)

i want to bash people who name things like snails and maggots and cockroaches delicacies... it is obviously not the best word for them. and things like that should only be eaten on the point of starvation. sorry if you like them.

 

it's escargo, alys, not snails. sheesh.

 

but they are really gross. it's like chewing on rubber.

oooo sorry for calling a snail a snail!! *pokes dude*

actually, it's escargot.

i want to bash that stupid joke about the french guy who paints a huge "S" on his car.

I've never heard that joke, care to share? :D

I love RJ's books but I have problem... with the map.

 

The mountains in the northeast corner are at a 90 degree angle and it has always bothered me.

 

Ya, thats about it.

it is one of those joke that takes 20 min to tell but the punchline is "look at that 'S' car go"

Oh dear, I think I live as a better man if I don't hear the joke :D

i would like to bash stupid jokes all together.

don't forget the puns.

i want to bash people who think that think puns are jokes

I want to bash people that are just plain stupid, but walks around with a self-image of themselves as intelligent.

I would like to bash a nun. I just think it'd be fun!

 

ILS

bashing nuns is fun. until the priest chases you out of the convent while you're tripping over your undone pants.

I think seducing nuns would me so much more fun. Think I gotta try it someday :D

bashing nuns is fun. until the priest chases you out of the convent while you're tripping over your undone pants.

 

that's banging nuns, not bashing. 8)