Ah. Must not have been a very memorable crossing of paths. Which is unusual for me. I didn't rape your grandmother while pouring sugar into your gas tank or anything.

No, no, nothing like that. You wouldn't be alive if that had happened.

 

We were Dreadie's, posted in the same threads a few times - you know, the usual.

 

I had a different avatar back then, but we didn't interact much. Still, it's nice to have oldies back...especially ones that got banned for pushing the envelope.

I would expect nothing less than my violent murder if I had done such a heinous act.

Still, it's nice to have oldies back...especially ones that got banned for pushing the envelope.

 

Suddenly this Magnetic person seems so much more interesting!

I have to agree with that, Aust. Maybe this is someone we want to know.

Heh. How many times are you allowed to swear on DM again?

 

;)

Wait...you mean that you're allowed to swear as long as you don't reach a given number of swears!?

I don't think so or I would be way over limit by now. I'm not very good at remembering not to.

IT'S MEMORABLE FOR THE INTERACTIVITY. How is a whipping more interactive than a lynching? It's crowd participation. It's like, Web 2.0 but in real life. >.>

Why do you think the Inquisition was so popular? 'Cause people thought watching whippings was fun! And it was done in public!

I'm partial to floggings myself... but this would be a nuanced difference compared with a whipping I suppose? And why not just combine the lynching with the whipping? Heck we could even throw in some whipped cream (for kicks) and get some nubile mud-wrestlers thrown in for good measure... the possibilities are endless!

 

Anyhow, your original post was to say hello.

 

 

Hello.

Heh. How many times are you allowed to swear on DM again?

 

;)

 

Want to test me and find out?

Yes, yes he does.

Why don't we just pretend he already tested you? I want to see some fireworks!

 

I'm partial to floggings myself... but this would be a nuanced difference compared with a whipping I suppose?

 

Whipping is a very specific type of punishment. It's like comparing lemons and limes. They both hurt like hell when you dip a bleeding person into an vat of it, but I don't really know where I was going with that metaphor. I just have the urge to dip a bleeding, screaming person into a vat of lemon juice now.

 

And why not just combine the lynching with the whipping?

 

'Cause it's no fun if the person being whipped can't scream out in pain.

 

Heck we could even throw in some whipped cream (for kicks) and get some nubile mud-wrestlers thrown in for good measure... the possibilities are endless!

 

How about we save the nude mud-wrestling women and whipped cream for the after party, eh?

You should really try onion juice...once you switch you'll never go back to lemon juice! (it does such a great number on both the lacerations AND the eyes!)

I'll see your onion juice and raise you battery acid!

I lower you (into) battery acid

What did I ever do to you, Panda!?

 

You're the one who is always dividing me!

Pandy's just been grouchy ever since we permed his fur. Personally I think he looks better with a bit more volume and bounce.

 

 

I'll see your onion juice and raise you battery acid!

 

Well, now you're talking advanced techniques here!

But...he's not really a panda.

 

I'm not going to ask.

 

And of course I'm talking advanced techniques! What, you thought I was an amateur!?