No! Narg, no! Release the newbie! Drop it!

 

And you're not a trolloc warder yet, you're a trolloc algai.

but... but.... awwwww.... *hands the new guy back his arm* sowwy

Good Narg

 

*hands him a chunk of goat meat* try this instead. Then go fetch a Yellow for this poor fella please.

 

*looks at the newbie*

 

Uh, Narg? Fetch several yellows.

*nods* Narg is off! *Starts running and yelling* NARG NEED YELLOWS! NARG NEED YELLOWS!

*tries to keep a straight face with all the praise but fails and smiles*

Welcome to the White Tower. I'm Cairos a gray brother. Its good to see new people.

 

*hands the newbie a plate of cookies and brownies*

*Rushes in and steals the cookies*

 

... *lifts up foot and studies the bottom of it* ... NAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody's in trouble...

If you are insinuating that Narg not know how to use the privy... Narg is highly insulted! If, however, your are commenting on the blood on the ground... uh.... *runs*

*Glares with fists on hips* ... Never! Waste! Blood! When! A! Red! Will! Catch! You!

ACK!!! *realizes he is running in place* Crap....

No crappolaing!

Ok Narg, dealing with angry Aes Sedai 101, watch and learn.

 

ELGEE!! *huggles* how are you? *snuggles* look as lovely as ever! Do you like what we did for you? We atsrted painting the floor red...isnt it nice? Actually maybe the other ajahs wouldnt be pleased about that. *orders a servant to mop it up* anyway...did i say how nice you look today?

*snorts with laughter*

 

Nice job, Narg

 

*Tosses him a novice* Fetch!

*winks at narg*

 

Ok, now, fetch...but dont chomp!

... and meant Fnorrll ... *sighs and thinks it's time for bed*

 

You can haz a novice too!

Oooooh thankie

*grabs other novice and gives it to Fnorrll for saving his tail feathers... then goes into practice* Oh great Elgee Sedai... *grabs hand and kisses it* Thank you for not blowing narg up! Narg appreciate it greatly! *bows away.... trips on mop... spills bloody water everywhere*

*Wipes hand on Fnorrll's hanky*

 

Uhm ... good Narg. *just sighs*

*proceeds to get into sword fight with mop* Take that! And that! *mop whacks him across the beak* SQUAAAWK!!! *beats mop* HA HA!!!!

 

Oh, uh... excuse me Elgee Sedai... But that mop will bother no more!

*during Narg's "swordfight" with the mop, Lessa has fallen to the floor laughing*

Ummm...try using some forms, Narg, rather than just swiping.

 

Good job with Elgee tho :)

Ummm...try using some forms, Narg, rather than just swiping.

 

Good job with Elgee tho :)

 

 

............OMG!...My thread got blowed up! lol And whever would I run? Yes I did find the topic, ty :D Ty all for the warm welcome. Waiting on my apps to get approved :D

Thats what happens with threads round here old boy...best get used to it...

This was is your thread?

 

*Sticks finger in mouth and looks at Gary with big, bashful eyes*

 

We're EVER so sorry, kind sir. *bats the eyelashes a bit* In fact, I'm feeling quite faint with shame ... *tries a ladylike swoon*