Awwww pobrecito *pretends to show some sympathy* Is the big bad accepted kicking your butt?

 

*giggles as Fnorrll is licking her face* This is interesting... The Aiel should be over here soon with their spears, then we can play Maidens Kiss, chocolate style

+5 points to Loran cu I love the statue idea

 

+5 to Song for creativity :)

Points updated.

*Ties Loran to the statue, tosses on a big bag of live locusts and waits

for nightfall when the bats will come out of the caves*

 

I bet those tickle. *Smiles evilly*

That wil not do that trick loran dear, you need someone with the OP who can make one for you *grins sweetly at loran before she knocks down all his statues* Those definitely didn't look anything like you, I can smell your man whoriness from a mile away *gets a drink from keys bar and throwns it in lorans face and then licks it off* Did I mention how much I love chocolate?

Yeah... the real me looks soooo much better.

*Sits on a chocolate stool and enjoys having the chocolate licked of his face.* Take your time Song!

 

*Whispers an apology to his beautiful statue before he breaks it.* Ugh... Locusts?

*Grabs Key and wraps his arms around her.* Wanna share the locusts with me?

 

*Fills a water gun with thick chocolate and goes around spraying everyone in the eyes.* Oops...

*Herds them all together and dumps dumps a massive bucket of chocolate ice cream on them.* Ouch... that must be pretty cold...

 

*Whispers an apology to his beautiful statue before he breaks it.* Ugh... Locusts?

*Grabs Key and wraps his arms around her.* Wanna share the locusts with me?

 

*Fills a water gun with thick chocolate and goes around spraying everyone in the eyes.* Oops...

*Herds them all together and dumps dumps a massive bucket of chocolate ice cream on them.* Ouch... that must be pretty cold...

 

 

 

*looks up at Loran* If you think I want to share those locusts with you then you are perfect for this chocolatey wrestling match - you're nuts!

 

Btw, it's on now. *dips two fingers in the chocolate and wipes them across each cheek like a football player*

 

*elbows Loran in the stomach to get away*

 

*is sprayed in the eye with chocolate and then has ice cream dumped on her*

 

*takes a bite of ice cream* Excellent! It was getting a bit steamy in here from all the hot chocolate anyway.

 

*starts hogtying Fnorrll with chocolate rope* YEE HAW!

*weaves air and lifts the chocolate and makes it rain chocolate* Yeah I’m in this b**** with the terror, Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella

I make it rain (I make it rain) I make it rain on them hoes

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNPlrE9z1vs

 

*chocolate gets in everyones eyes* I told you guys to grab an umbrella *runs around and elbows everyone in the stomach*

 

*starts making a chocolate angel* I am enjoying myself immensely.

*IS elbowed in the stomach twice.* Oof...

 

*Dips his hand into another bucket of chocolate icecream and starts flinging chocolate icecream balls and everyone.* MWahahaha... eat that!

Edited December 19, 201015 yr by Loranflame

+ 5 to Thorkin for adding protien to the mix.

+ 5 Loranfor the water/chocolate gun.

+ 10 to Key for impersinating a cowboy.

+ 10 to Song for the great use of song while wrestling.

+ 2 more for Loran for getting elbowed in the stomach twice.

Points updated.

 

 

 

lol this has made good watching while ive been at work

*rubs his chin thoughtfully for a moment and soon stands before the others with a big tray covered with chocolate powder.* Mwahahaha... this is gonna be fun.

 

*Smiles innocently as he blows the chocolate powder in their faces and watches them sneezing like crazy.* Hehehe... worked like charm.

*While they're still sneezing and blinking chocolate powder out of their eyes he rolls a giant chocolate bowling ball at them and jumps up and down with delight as they're all knocked over.* STRIKE!!

+ 5 Loran!

 

lmao! I love bowling!

*rubs his chin thoughtfully for a moment and soon stands before the others with a big tray covered with chocolate powder.* Mwahahaha... this is gonna be fun.

 

*Smiles innocently as he blows the chocolate powder in their faces and watches them sneezing like crazy.* Hehehe... worked like charm.

*While they're still sneezing and blinking chocolate powder out of their eyes he rolls a giant chocolate bowling ball at them and jumps up and down with delight as they're all knocked over.* STRIKE!!

 

*is powdered*

 

*sneezes*

 

*is knocked down by a big ball* (I totally thought of that btw, I just didn't do it. Great minds )

 

*goes over to Loran*

 

*makes a chocolate door*

 

*opens it*

 

*slams it in his face*

 

*walks away grinning*

+ 5 Loran!

 

lmao! I love bowling!

 

 

Points updated. Keep the funnies comming

I'm exhausted, BREAK TIME FOR ME!!! IF YOU COME NEAR AND INTERUPT MY EATING TIME, I WILL CRUSH YOU!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*sits in her corner and grabs her buffet of fruit, pretzels, cheesecake, and ice cream* *shoves chocolate and food in her mouth**looks at everyone and talks with her mouth full* Don't judge me.

*pushes Song's face in the chocolate*

 

NO REST TIME INSIDE THE RING!

 

*builds a massive fortress out of chocolate in one corner complete with Catapults*

 

TAKE AIM! Fire!!

 

 

*fires huge chocolatey balls at every one from his fortress, hits Loran full in the face*

 

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

Edited December 22, 201015 yr by The_Fnorrll_Reborn

 

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

 

*laughs* nice.

Thanks

 

*massive chocolate missile splatter from the catapult into ems and plasters her to the wall*

*makes herself a shield of chocolate so she doesn't get squashed by a ball of it*

 

*cuts through the chocolate plaster with a chocolate sword*

 

*spins really fast through his chocolate fortress and into Fnorrll*

 

*makes a Mario Bros. noise as he falls down*

 

*picks up the coins from his pocket*

 

*spins into Loran, then Song*

Edited December 22, 201015 yr by keyholder21

*makes another chocolate sword and goes to confront Ems*

 

Elgee never told you about your father, did she? I am your father!! search your feelings, you know it to be...well...ok not true...but you get the point...

LMFAO! So will this now turn into a chocolate Star Wars themed party?

 

 

+ 5 to song even though she was resting, she still got a cute picture of a cat.

 

+ 10 each to Key and Fnorrll for making me laugh so early in the morning. Although that could be the meds I am on.

LMFAO! So will this now turn into a chocolate Star Wars themed party?

 

 

+ 5 to song even though she was resting, she still got a cute picture of a cat.

 

+ 10 each to Key and Fnorrll for making me laugh so early in the morning. Although that could be the meds I am on.

 

 

Points added

I told you I would crush you if you interupted my feast, Fnorrll and you didn't listen. Look at what my friend, the wicked witch of the west, lent to me.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo

 

*watches as the flying monkeys pick Fnorrll and key up and drops them in the chocolate* *waves bye to the monkeys* That witch is so nice when you have a pitcher of water with you.

 

*pulls out her can of whipped cream, and as Fnorrll and key are stunned and trying to snap out of it, puts whipped cream all over their faces and a cherry on top* By the way key, I am your sister,so stop hitting on me. It's gross.

Sweet, I'm my own sundae, now I don't have to stop for food as I fight!

 

*makes a huge fist out of chocolate and slams it into Song*

 

KEYHOLDER SMASH!

 

I wasn't hitting on you before...I was spinning into you, there's a difference.

Edited December 22, 201015 yr by keyholder21

*constructs an army of chocolate umpa lumpas and sets them on song and ems*

 

 

*sings the umpa lumpa song*

 

*changes costume*

 

 

*thwaps everyone with chocolate cane*

 

*stuffs the floating bubble chocolate into everyones mouths, watches them all float away*

 

Guess i win :D

Edited December 23, 201015 yr by The_Fnorrll_Reborn