I guess it's because Egyptian mummies aren't exactly run-of-the-mill school decorations....are they? >.> XD

 

At the Wife Carrying World Championships in Sonkajärvi, Finland, first prize is the wife’s weight in beer.

 

O.o

Picky linguists will tell you that the feminine version of “dude” is “dudine,” not “dudette.”

rofl waffle

roflcopter!!!!!!!

Golf courses in America take up as much land space as Rhode Island and Delaware combined.

 

LOL

In 1956, East Germany decided to honor the death of native composer Robert Schumann by featuring him on a stamp. The design included a commemorative portrait of the artist against the backdrop of one of his musical scores. Unfortunately, the musical manuscript they used was that of fellow composer Franz Schubert.

As a rule, European carousels rotate clockwise, while American merry-go-rounds spin counterclockwise.

 

Weird.... If true. I don't even know!!

How can you tell snail tracks from slug tracks? While your typical garden slug leaves a continuous trail of slime in its wake, snails leaves more of a dotted line, since they move forward in an up-and-down fashion, kind of like an inchworm.

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

 

*refuses to grow up*

*random spam*

higglepigglewiggle

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

 

*refuses to grow up*

Oh no....I don't want that to happen to me!!!

 

I need to make sure I always have my youngest brother around. He makes me laugh.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

*screaming spam*

bleepymeepysweep

how did they cook him?

DM, I mean.

 

Have you switched DM, to mobile?

the pig i mean

OOOOOOooooh, more junk mail!!!

 

This time, the awesome thing it gave me is a cookbook.

sheep

DM, I mean.

 

Have you switched DM, to mobile?

 

 

is it the mobile that doesn't work?

I still need to shave.

choo choo

is there anything i can do to help?

DM, I mean.

 

Have you switched DM, to mobile?

If I do that on my PC...how does that work on my phone? =/