clogged artery spamified

CABG for the heart attack and back on the spam

balloon angioplasty and all better

I once sat in an electric chair.

 

It was a shocking experience.

spam eluting stent

spam it up spam it down

all spammed out yet?

I would tell you a pun about pizza, but it's cheesy.

Einstein used spam to make his hair stick up all crazy

cheesy spam?

What do you call a short fortune teller on the run?

 

A small medium at large.

spam fried rice

thats what the chicks loved about him

spam burrito

I used to be addicted to soap.

 

But I'm clean now.

spam frittata

spam fagiole

spammal tunnel syndrome

Yes this is for real.

 

 

spammy trigger finger

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Spam taco

GROUND BEEF ARKARKARK

Yes this is for real.

 

 

 

that had to hurt.

 

think of the commitment.

 

think of the alcohol involved.

 

think of the... why... for the love of spam why?

A ghost rides an elevator to lift his spirits.