I lied to an X-ray technician.

 

He saw right through me.

 

HAR HAR HAR

17 million packages shipped by fedex today.

i like fruit cake. but i like most thngs about christmas. except not having it.

Man, these puns are KILLING me!

Double what they usually ship

Green Monday?

Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted. >.>

17 million packages shipped by fedex today.

 

 

so oyu're saying i waited too long to mail order anything UPS?

Really?

Pawn shop buisness is up 49% over last year

Wow San Fransico has a minimum wage law of 10 something an hour

Someone wanted to borrow some sleeping pills.

 

I said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

white monday. for the holiday

i remember when i could live on minimum wage. not alone, but still.

and it wasn't anywhere near $10. probably barely keep you off the street in san fran. but you could probably do a lot better on the street there.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

 

He is all right now.

spam exhaustion

a lot of those jokes could have been in pulp fiction.

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

 

But I got over it.

I LOVE puns....

 

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?

 

I'm excited to see how they turn out.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang.

 

But then it came back to me.

spam exhaustion

 

yes, burnt spam

 

 

(doorbell)

totally burnt

still. it was a good run.

Lams gonna get murdered tonight