and while I'm waiting I'll torment us all with transliterated Hebrew poetry I was forced to memorize

I'm trying to do too much at once

it's a torment for me cause of the autocorrect. you know why it's a torment to you

 

course I know what it means so it's a double torment for me

 

but the stuck it in my head and it has to come out now and then

but ah just saved us all

beeeeeeep

you were about to get akarah meh et rachel

interesting....

well now I can't stop. like rain man and who's on first

why am I so tired when I just woke up 7 hours ago?

Ben Lu hayah li yeled katan

 

schor tantalum vih navon

 

lehechoz biyado ulifsoah lihat

bishviley hagan yeled katan

 

uri ekrah lo, uri sheli,

rach vitzalul huh ha Shem hakatzar

risis naharah liyaldi haschrschor

uri ekrah

why am I so tired when I just woke up 7 hours ago?

boredom

ohd etmarmer kih Chana bishilo

ohd etpalel kih rachel hah aim

ohd achakeh lo.

k done. didn't come easy. always used to.

עֲקָרָה

 

בֵּן לוּ הָיָה לִי! יֶלֶד קָטָן,

שְׁחֹר תַּלְתַּלִים וְנָבוֹן.

לֶאֱחֹז בְּיָדוֹ וְלִפְסֹעַ לְאַט

בִּשְׁבִילֵי הַגָּן.

יֶלֶד.

קָטָן.

 

אוּרִי אֶקְרָא לוֹ, אוּרִי שֶׁלִּי!

רַךְ וְצָלוּל הוּא הַשֵּׁם הַקָּצָר.

רְסִיס נְהָרָה.

לְיַלְדִּי הַשְּׁחַרְחַר

"אוּרִי!" –

אֶקְרָא!

 

עוֹד אֶתְמַרְמֵר כְּרָחֵל הָאֵם.

עוֹד אֶתְפַּלֵּל כְּחַנָּה בְּשִׁילֹה.

עוֹד אֲחַכֶּה

לוֹ.

 

תרפ"ח

 

חזרה לרשימת השירים

that's it in Hebrew. didn't miss a word it's lovely and sad. she was a great woman who had a very sad lonely life. the poem title translates to barren, and it's about the son she prayed for. like Hannah at Shiloh, and Rachel, the mother.

a little boy shed name uri, a short name. a boy with black, curly hair. smart. they'd walk in the garden hand in hand, taking small steps.

 

don't have her phrasing.

 

she never did have uri.

weeeeeeeee

yeah

perhaps some favorite lolspeak bible verses...

my favorite book in the bible. in lolcat.

 

Ecclesiastes

 

Everything Iz st00pid

1 Teh werdz ov teh preechur, teh son ov David, King of teh Jerusalem.2 "St00pid! St00pid!" Sez teh teechurcat. "Srsly st00pid. Everythingz st00pid."3 Wut man getz 4 laburz he toilz @ undur teh sunz?4 Generashun comez n generashun goez, still same lolcats.5 Sun rizez n setz, goez bak n rize agin.6 Teh wind blowz souf n norf, rownd n rownd, alwayz teh sayme.7 Seaz can has streemz, nevur fullz. Streemz go bak where comez frum.8 All tingz has DO NOT WANT, more den werdz sez. Lolrus never sez "enuf bucket, kthnx" or kitteh sez "dats good, enuff cheezburger."9 Has happen? Gunna be agin. Nuthing new undur teh sunz.10 Kitteh can not sez "OMFGZ sumthing new!" is jus REPOST!.11 New kittahz 4gitz old kittahz, new kittahz 4gitd bai even newer

 

 

Wizdum Iz St00pid

12 I Iz teh teechurcat, king of teh Jerusalem.13 I has studiez n wizdum ovur all lolcatz, n zomg wut hevy berdun Ceiling Cat putz on kittehz.14 Teechurcat haz see lolrus n cheezburgerz n longcatz n awl dat is st00pidz, lyke chasing aftur tail. Nevr can catch teh tayle and even whn yu doo it hrtz srsly.

15 Wut iz breakd kittah cannot to be fixez, wut gon cannot iz cowntid.

16 Teechurcat sez to selv, "O hai! I has growd n increes widum moar den awl teechurcatz comez b4 meh. I has ekspeeriens much wizdum n nawledg."17 Den I appliez self to knowz wizdomz n aslo knowz bout craze and g00f, n lernz dat dis aslo lyke chasing aftur tayl.

18 Srsly moar wizdum iz FTL, k. Moar smartz, moar greefz.

I just link the rest for you. It is of interest to a very small segment of... humans

 

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Ecclesiastes_1#3

Edited December 18, 201114 yr by cindy

I'm awake again... :)

ok

this is some kind of euphemism, innit

How are you Cindy?