you will be fine for 31 minutes. you will be dead in 32 minutes.

 

i reaaaaally love doctor who.

 

even as random and weird as the new writer is and as dopey as the new doctor is, its a great show.

typing with a kitteh in my arms again. the purring is very nice. he hates DM

wait if he hates DM then why is he purring?

I'm just a poor boy

nobody loves me

to hypnotize me

to keep me doing what he wants or command me. he is in my arms and i am typing with one hand and this pleases him.

 

sometimes he just gets on the desk and knocks the keyboard and mouse off.

scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango

 

he has jumped. there is another human in the house and he will command her now.

rawr

he does not rawr. he mreows. and purrs. and peeps. the female hisses quite a lot. and they both speak bird and chipmunk fluently.

 

 

but no rawrs.

awwww, fine hissing is still good

WHAT IS THE FANDANGO

it's a dance

one of the toys my friend is wrapping just made a noise. made me remember the year i drove home with a toy that made a police siren noise, and it kept going off in the car. scared the crap out of me until i got home and figured it out.

 

that was when i used to drive fast and naughty. sirens used to worry me.

naughy naughty driving fast. That must have been fun to see. WHERE IS THAT SIREN COMING FROM??? No I'm not going insane, I'm not going crazy *check again*

it was fun. driving fast and naughty is fun. so is driving drunk, but it is wrong. very very wrong. i am ashamed of myself for having done it so much. very ashamed.

yeah, i kept sort of starting to pull over, and the siren would stop, and id carry on passing illegally twice the limit and itd go off again. where i live you can usually drive how you want until you get killed. but it made my heart skip to hear it.

driving drunk is bad, very bad

invisible cop cars will get ya

If I get in the car to go to the store in the next two days, someone please balefire me.

i will not balefire you but i will try to convince you not to.

 

yes, driving drunk is very very bad. shame on me.

Oh wow.

 

How do you guarantee pissed off people two days before Christmas?

aw, my friend go bye bye.

 

the children need their mommy.

Balefires Cindy's car next time she does such a silly thing.

Oh wow.

 

How do you guarantee pissed off people two days before Christmas?

 

 

i don't know. how do you guarantee pissed off people two days before christmas?