and summon....

 

nvm

"Today, man sits atop the food chain, picking steak from his teeth with toothpicks made out of more steak. But instead of spraying champagne into one another's eyes while chanting "We're #1!" at zoo animals, we've taken up a new pursuit: getting rich." - from Cracked.com article

 

Why don't I do this?

you probably will

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sleep good...Oh wait I have til 6 tonight.

thank god. massage day. thank god thank god thank god.

 

getting a triple.

 

this paying humans to service you thing could catch on. its da bomb.

Cindy I wouldn't have thought you'd like massages

shes been doing it here since i strted working in the building 10 years ago and i wouldnt have thought so either.

 

i was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy wrong.

 

its not pointless uncomfortable primate socialization like hugging.

 

its pointed extremely pleasurable rubbing and stroking and spanking and oiling and what have you. for money.

 

it's the greatest thing ever.

 

took me from miserable despair to gleeful anticipation in less than 2 seconds.

*bouncing up and down in my seat*

*actual smile*

*inability to quite make eye contact with other humans d/t naughty thoughts*

*giggling about that*

the sign up sheet went up late, i was losing hope.

but then it was there!!!!

 

woo hoo!!!

happy happy joy joy

massages are awesome.

and in the middle of work. so decadent and nice.

Wow.......

I miss my massage therapist. :(

if mine's looking for a domestic partner im signing up. better than a mechanic in the family.

I'm quite tempted to fly him up from Orlando.

prolly could find one hwere you are

i dont care who im paying as long as it feels good

But he knows where all the surgical screws are in my arms. But yes, time to find someone new.