http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3-yAMpEvo

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

— Mark Twain

Eighty percent of success is turning up.

— Woody Allen

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

— A. Whitney Brown

I always wanted to be a web designer, or as we called them back then, a spider.

— Tony Cowards

If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

— Sue Sylvester

Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold; but so does a hard-boiled egg.

— Unknown

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever.

— Brian Wilson

*curls up in a little ball and tries to sleep and feel better*

jahgkla

I got glasses

slightly far sighted

How about that

Flan

I played Donkey Kong earlier

it was.... exciting.

happy monkies

robes

Banjo

bird