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oh I saw an oppurtunity to jump into something and got stuck in, mostly because I have nothing better to do

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.... i wont tell you what i'm surfing, but i promise you, the uncyclopedia is pretty danged PG13

 

i rememeber there being an excellent WOT parody in there

“Look Mat, just pick six numbers for me, between one and forty-nine. Never mind why, just do it!”
~ Rand al'Thor

 

The Eye of the World

In a shocking break with fantasy tradition, the main character of this novel is a common farm boy with dubious parentage, and soon-to-be-discovered magical powers. In the least cliché story ever conceived, our unwitting hero Rand al’Thor flees his home under the protection of the magic-wielding Moiraine and her bodyguard Lan.

 

The main characters are careful not to do anything dangerous like go into ancient evil cities they have been explicitly warned not to enter, and the hero certainly does not do anything cliché like meet a beautiful princess, and nobody has any mysterious prophetic dreams foreshadowing future events.

 

The story culminates with the hero destroying two really nasty guys who he just met, except not really because they come back to life. He also kills the really evil ultimate bad guy, except not really because he’s not really the evil ultimate bad guy and he doesn’t even die anyway. So no progress really.

 

Oh, and there’s a horse called Bela!

 

 

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