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The Wheel of Time comes and Ages come and go. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, and called the Fourth Age by others who are dumb, in the city of Tear a wind rose.

 

Through the streets of Tear the wind blew. The wind blew past merchants crying their wares, past plump innkeepers moping their brows, and past goodwives sweeping their front steps. The wind took a left on Third Ave, and headed for Mistress Tia's House of Pies. But as usual the line was too long, so the wind sighed and went to Harlor's Ale House. An hour later, the wind staggered toward the Stone of Tear.

 

The wind passed a pleasantly plump seabreeze carrying her tailwind in the air. He howled enticingly at her, but she blew right past him.

 

"Typical," muttered the staggering wind, and spun himself around before falling on his face.

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then I let it go again

"which finger did he bite"

Why did you let it go?

"The little finger on the right"

oh not very familiar with that version

oh wait 44 000 posts done

Poor neglected lines :)

oh noes

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Egwene: Rand, I can't marry you.

 

Rand: Okay.

 

Egwene: How dare you act so casual. Most men would cry for days.

 

Rand: Fine, fine. I'm crying. Don't your hips get sore from planting your fists on them all the time?

 

Egwene: I have little hip holsters built into my dresses for my fists.

Elayne: Rand, I want you to kiss me.

 

Rand: Fine, fine. I'm kissing.

 

Elayne: Now I own you.

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how did you figure that out?

Elayne: Rand, I want you to kiss me.

 

Rand: Fine, fine. I'm kissing.

 

Elayne: Now I own you.

 

*cackle*

Moiraine: My brilliant theory about The Prophecy of the Dragon is that you need to wage war against Illian, because 'The People of the Dragon' obviously are the people of Tear. Also, you need to wear a yellow pointed party hat, because that is my understanding of the line "He will bring war."

 

Rand: I have a different interpretation of The Prophecy of the Dragon.

 

Moiraine: What would you know about The Prophecy of the Dragon? You’re merely the Dragon Reborn, while I am a busybody.

 

Rand: You haven’t been helping me out a lot lately. You didn’t give me any advice in Fal Dara – instead, you ignored me, and after Falme, you said I should simply "wait for the Pattern."

 

Moiraine: That's what good advisors do. Give advice once a year. And the advice that we do give is poorly thought-out and incorrect.

 

Rand: My instinct tells me I should go my own way again.

 

Moiriane: That will lead to disaster.

 

Rand: It was a disaster when I went to Tear, and took Callandor?

 

Moiraine: Yes. That was a disaster because it made me look like an idiot for not advising you to do anything, then being angry when you did something.

 

Rand: Well, these are disastrous times.

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it is amazing

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how did you figure that out?

 

I'm a genius >.>

 

 

Or I may have gone here...

 

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