Peel a banana and squish it on someone. Or something like that >.>

Edited February 7, 201214 yr by Crimson_Ayla

I say old

*herds some llamas into interesting patterns that can be seen from space*

Alas, for I am in the last of my teenage years.

 

Woe is me.

*Releases a herd of camels because they are inherently superior to llamas*

Indeed. That is truly ancient.

 

:solemn:

*turns the camels into tasty jelly and sells them*

You have to be more specific. You can't just turn camels into jelly willy-nilly. It's against international conventions!

*Has Ayla's llamas confiscated by the UK Border Agency as a threat to the native British camel*

Fine.

 

*turns the camels into custard and Rey into jelly*

*Finds somewhere dark and cool to set*

*breaks out her llamas and disguises them as ducks. Releases them near a local pond*

Mobile jelly. How fascinating!

*Continues to set as Ayla's disguised llamas drown in 3 feet of water*

Mobile jelly. How fascinating!

 

*rubs some of rey on a bowling ball and throws it at some lighties. Shlurps the rest through a straw*

Llamas are now declared endangered in Britain and all camels are hereby to be exported

*Bounces about undigested in Ayla's stomach and intestines, while simultaneously killing lighties on the surface of a bowling ball*

 

*Leads the camels in an epic war against the llamas*

 

*digests. but nicely, because of the lightie killing*

 

*starts screaming about llama abuse*

*deploys the elite llama brigade to discreetly deal with the situation*

*Screams microscopically as he is assimilated diffusely into Ayla's tissues*

 

*Takes over Ayla's mind and makes her loathe llamas and love camels*

Whooo, that hit me quite suddenly. Pretty much beddy-bye time for me. >.<

*Lights a cigar*

*is so tired she mistakes her llamas for camels and loves them anyway*