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Hahah... OK, so I had this massive crush on a guy named Dave that went to another college about 3 hours away from where I lived, with one of my high school buddies. I used to go up and visit Anji every month or so, and there was some sort of strange flirtation going on with Dave, but I was never able to pin down exactly whether he was interested in dating me or not.

 

I used to talk about Dave INCESSANTLY. I'd write long letters to my best friend and half of the 10 page letter would be about Dave. One weekend Anji was home visiting, and we had a little get together with some of our other high school friends, and I told Anji to make me solemnly promise NOT TO TALK ABOUT DAVE, because even I was getting a little sick of it by then.

 

So we were sitting around playing Scattergories with Lance and his girlfriend Myssi, and I don't even know how it came up, but there was a joke about me not being able to talk about Dave, and Lance decided to tease me by saying "Dave" over and over.

 

The first thought that came into my head was something very disjointed about I was jealous of Dave's name being on Lance's tongue, and I opened my mouth and the words that came out were:

 

"Can I lick your...."

 

And then that thought completely fled my mind, and I stopped dead. And could not for the life of me think of what to say next.

 

Not finishing the sentence was even worse, especially with where Lance's mind was going, and his girlfriend sitting next to him... But I honestly didn't even remember what I meant to say in the first place.

 

I don't think I've turned that shade of red without a serious sunburn since.

:laugh:

 

OH MAN...that sounds like a more embarrassing version of just about every other sentence I say. XD I hate it when that happens! XD

*pulls up a chair to listen to Songstress's story*

 

(I was just about to ask if you lot ever sleep, and then I remembered it's the weekend XD)

 

:laugh:

 

By the way, I'm deeply sorry for that truly awful pun earlier :laugh: I'm blaming the taint...

:laugh:

 

I do actually like puns, so no worries. :wink:

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