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[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

Toy and Minion
in The Black Tower
This is part 1 of the [s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000 discussion.

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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.

Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.

Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.

 

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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.

Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.

Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.

Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.

Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—

Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.

Albus: Da—

Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

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    Ok :laugh:

     

    Curiosity piqued anyway though >.>

     

    I think mine was 15 or 16 the last time I got it tested

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    We did this thing today in uni to do with body fat. I have 5% body fat, bad diets ftw :laugh:. There was this small, slim lass who got nearly 30% which is 'at serious risk', she must have done the sums wrong or something, her face was a picture :laugh:

     

    5 percent is like bare minimum

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    Such an aweshum gig.... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

     

    I'm guessing the Missy concert?

     

    She was one of teh acts, yesh

     

     

    AND I RANDOMLY MET HER AND GOT A PIC TAKEN WITH HER AND A HUG AAARDGJHSDLKSFLJF

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    Such an aweshum gig.... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

     

    I'm guessing the Missy concert?

     

    She was one of teh acts, yesh

     

     

    AND I RANDOMLY MET HER AND GOT A PIC TAKEN WITH HER AND A HUG AAARDGJHSDLKSFLJF

     

    wooooooooo

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