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Escalated to drinking in the lecture

 

vodka water bottles?

Classic subterfuge, need to be careful not to mistake it for actual water though :laugh:

 

 

Escalated to drinking in the lecture

 

vodka water bottles?

Classic subterfuge, need to be careful not to mistake it for actual water though :laugh:

 

In Russia one cannot assume that any clear liquid found lying around the house is just water vodka

 

Nah, they just walked in with pints and various shots

That is bold indeed :laugh:

 

let's see how it turns out for them...

 

 

There is no way I could mistake vodka for water. The smell alone of vodka just makes moi feel sick.

Bad experience?

...mebbe

 

 

These were

the early days when the Earth was young. The land was very hot and dry. In this

shimmering new world, water could be found only in a few small pans scattered

around the dessert.

 

At one such pan the Baboon stood guard, claiming that he was the owner. 

"No one may drink here, for this water is mine alone!" he declared.

He chased away all who came to drink.

 

He had built a fire close to the pool so that he

could protect his water during the bitterly cold nights.

 

One day the Zebra came to quench his thirst after a very long and tiring

journey. In these early days the Zebra had no stripes. He wore a dazzling coat

of pure white fir.

 

The Baboon jumped up angry. "Who are you? Go away!" he screamed,

"I am Lord of this water. It is mine!"

 

The Zebra was in no mood to listen to this shellfish Baboon. "This is not

your water, you ugly monkey! It belongs to everyone!" shouted the Zebra.

 

The Baboon was furious and said that if the Zebra wants the water he must fight

for it.

 

The two were soon engaged in a fierce struggle. Locked in combat, they rolled

back and forth around the pan. Finally, the Zebra gave one mighty kick and the

Baboon was sent flying high up into the rocks behind the pool.

 

The Zebra had kicked so hard that he lost his balance. Staggering back into the

Baboon's fire, burning sticks were sent flying up in the air. These left black

scorch marks all over his fine white coat.

 

Hurt and frightened, he galloped onto the plains, where he has remained ever

since. Eventually he came to like his new apparel which made him stand out,

distinguished amongst the other animals.

 

However, the Baboon had landed on his buttocks, with a mighty thud, amongst the

hard rocks. He has remained in the koppies ever since, nursing his bald

red bottom and still as angry as ever.

 

 

lol.

 

aaaahhhh, english papers

 

 

 

Nah, they just walked in with pints and various shots

That is bold indeed :laugh:

let's see how it turns out for them...

Lecturer didn't seem to notice/care

 

 

 

There is no way I could mistake vodka for water. The smell alone of vodka just makes moi feel sick.

Bad experience?
...mebbe

Hahaha, do you mind me asking what happened? :laugh:

 

 

 

 

There is no way I could mistake vodka for water. The smell alone of vodka just makes moi feel sick.

Bad experience?
...mebbe

Hahaha, do you mind me asking what happened? :laugh:

 

as one of the only sober person at many of these occasions, sometimes its better to forget

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no way I could mistake vodka for water. The smell alone of vodka just makes moi feel sick.

Bad experience?
...mebbe
Hahaha, do you mind me asking what happened? :laugh:

as one of the only sober person at many of these occasions, sometimes its better to forget

Yah, normally I no really drinks, but once just went to moi friend's party wiv an empty stomach. Thought I'd try a bit of everything, and vodka jelly and shot happened to be le last straw >.<

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