• He stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them.

• He is a published poet. [x] [x]

• He made most of the furniture in his house.

• He does a lot for charity and uses his influence to encourage his ‘minions’ to contribute.

• He goes to Haiti every year to help buid an orphanage.

• He dressed in drag to renew his wedding vows. In a supermarket. With a bouquet made of vegetables.

• He organized a tea party in the middle of a highway with his (amazing) friends. The cops stopped by and had tea  with them.

• He does Tibetan throat singing.

• He found out he was very flexible at a fitness test when he was in high school and was very proud to be the most flexible boy of anyone who had ever participated in the history of this fitness test. He later found out that his flexibility is due to a birth defect in his spine. After a bike accident, an MRI showed that stretching too much could leave him paralysed. [x]

evil's as plain as the scar on his face

 

DEEEEESSEEEEEPTSHUUUUNNNN

 

• When he was a kid, he forced himself to eat dirt because he believe it would improve his immune system.

 

evil's as plain as the scar on his face

 

DEEEEESSEEEEEPTSHUUUUNNNN

 

 

diisgraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayayayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacee

• He posted a picture of himself naked on a horse via twitter.

• He dressed in drag at a highschool party, he was so pretty his classmates didn’t recognize him and hit on him. His girlfriend (now wife) was not pleased.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2btR9rAcdzo

 

*heart stops*

• Once, he was alone at a restaurant with his son. The owner brought him flowers and wished him a happy mother’s day. And this time, he was not in drag.

• He is a Guinness World Record holder. He and his minions made the greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen (aka GISWHES). We made the news for making Christmas trees fly.

• He made hundreds of young women wear dresses only made of bacon. He made a calendar out of it.

• He was named after his mother’s Russian ex-boyfriend.

• Jared beat Misha in Words with Friends. Misha owed $1970, paid in coins, 4 buckets worth.

 

 

evil's as plain as the scar on his face

 

DEEEEESSEEEEEPTSHUUUUNNNN

 

 

diisgraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayayayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacee

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee asked for trooooooouuuuuuuble the moment he caaaaame

 

I forgot I was following this thread and I had over 17k notifications when I logged in just now, holy cow

 

Haaaaoooollleh caaaoooow indeed O.o

 

That person sounds mighty....interesting XD

 

 

 

evil's as plain as the scar on his face

 

DEEEEESSEEEEEPTSHUUUUNNNN

 

 

diisgraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayayayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacee

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee asked for trooooooouuuuuuuble the moment he caaaaame

 

 

i haven't watched that in so long but now i kind of really really need to