....on teh other hand, yoghurt. Sitting up there on teh sill knowing full well that I cant has it till i's cleaned up stuff.

report come out!

 

*stamps foot*

 

Patience Diny :)

 

*waggles finger*

 

Yoo is expecting it right nowish?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/49952/11-more-words-are-their-own-opposites

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1gp4n8/what_is_an_item_you_decided_to_spend_a_little_bit/

 

report come out!

 

*stamps foot*

 

Patience Diny :)

 

*waggles finger*

 

Yoo is expecting it right nowish?

 

 

they said towards the end of the week which may mean Monday onwards >.>

Oh Diny

*wrinkles nose*

 

What a delightful wet dog smell...

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1gq29q/if_inanimate_objects_had_feelings_which_would_you/

 

 

A coffin.

Starts horrifying, gets worse.

You'd get your heyday. Back when you were just a young little coffin, proudly displayed in your Sunday best amongst all the other coffins. Passersby would stop to admire your intricate wood work and the high level of your craftsmanship.

When you think about it, the fate of the coffin is the fate of all of us.

Kids

They're tiny little people, running around and becoming full-fledged humans. And all the stupid shit that happens by chance now is going to affect the person they turn into. It's like the butterfly effect, but with the life of a human being. It's terrifying and exhilarating to think about.

Diny do you have any stuffed toys?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1gq29q/if_inanimate_objects_had_feelings_which_would_you/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1gq1zp/whats_the_most_annoying_misconception_about_your/

Diny do you have any stuffed toys?

 

never got any... except a bear when we went on an outing to a bear making factory

Oh, oh, ice.... *delighted rolling of eyes*

When my girlfriend is asleep I'll usually say something like "I love you" and she'll mumble back "I love you." This one time I decided to say "Ions," to which she responded "They're charged," without even waking up.

Heard my daughter (while she was 4) "hulk smash puny human"

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1gpzwd/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_heard_someone/

 

here's my response:

 

"Stop being so naughty, Marion"

 

wondering whether this is funnier with or without context...

When my girlfriend is asleep I'll usually say something like "I love you" and she'll mumble back "I love you." This one time I decided to say "Ions," to which she responded "They're charged," without even waking up.

 

:laugh:

 

Diny do you have any stuffed toys?

 

never got any... except a bear when we went on an outing to a bear making factory

 

 

Aw. You can has some of mine *nod*

I gots one of those bears. He is called Dmitri.