http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1i7ter/if_you_were_to_conquer_the_world_how_would_you/

Isn't that like when you take a fishy out of water?

 

I suppose, I used it when someone starts choking on a little bit of water

If I were going to conquer the world (which I may or may not have plans to do) I would start by growing a moustache to twirl while contemplating my dastardly plots. And also sneakily begin to control the world's nutella trade.

Doggeh walking time...

I am ravenous

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1i7t0t/if_you_could_hug_any_famous_person_who_would_it_be/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1i7mqh/reddit_what_do_you_think_is_the_biggest_problem/

http://www.reddit.com/r/outside/

*flashes red*

http://www.reddit.com/r/outside/comments/1i7dn1/advice_for_a_difficult_quest_needed/

I did see a cat in a bush when I was walking teh dogs

It wasn't giant though

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1i82bx/what_is_one_thing_somebody_born_rich_does_that/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/160ljs/what_free_stuff_on_the_internet_should_everyone/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/