http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j6a42/what_is_the_craziest_rumor_you_have_ever_heard/

I gets far too amused by the animal toys in pets at home...

 

 

 

I just realised there's dessert but I don't know how to make it, I'm staying up till my mom comes home

 

What is it?

hot chocolate fudge pudding, actually less complicated than it looked, there was this beaker of solidified chocolate that was throwing me, like what do I with this

Nom

Definitely worth staying up for

rawr

I gets far too amused by the animal toys in pets at home...

 

*throws ball*

...

 

*leapy pounce*

*scratches between ears*

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j6c5k/what_ever_happened_to_the_first_person_you_fell/

*scratches between ears*

That's an interesting mental image

*purrawrsquawkthing*

highlights/memories of my time at school

my two quotes for the yearbook: 

There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

Heheheh

So long, and thanks for all the fish would work quite well too

banana

this game is outrageous

2 penalties, a disallowed goal, germany just hit the bar

some of the best football I've seen in a while

Women's final?

I'm watching the mighty Rangers in the first round of the Ramsdens Cup

We're winning 2-0

Quite poor stuff but better than last season, which isn't saying much

Impressed by the new signings playing today

Women's final?

 

yeah, nya's gonna be over the moon

in league 2 now?