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[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

Toy and Minion
in The Black Tower
This is part 1 of the [s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000 discussion.

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Do you have crackers Diny?

like the ones you can put butter and jam and savoury stuff on?
Teh ones with paper hats and bad jokes inside

 

tumblr_my3za0M8uP1s2tscbo1_1280.jpg

they're around, haven't opened one in yeeeears
They're fun, I likes them :)
*pop*
*bang*

 

Yoo gotta wear the hat!

DID YOU CALL ME FAT?!?!

 

*clears his ears*

NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAT
WHY DO YOU NEED THE BAT?
YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR HAIR IN A PLAIT?

 

 

:myrddraal:

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE VAT?
HE DID WHAT ON THE MAT??
THAT'S WHY HE NEEDED A YAK?
YOU ATE ALL MY FLAPJACK?!?
WHY DO YOU SMELL OF LILAC?
WHO'S A PIRATE?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

I DO NOT SNORE

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    Do you have crackers Diny?

    like the ones you can put butter and jam and savoury stuff on?
    Teh ones with paper hats and bad jokes inside

     

    tumblr_my3za0M8uP1s2tscbo1_1280.jpg

    they're around, haven't opened one in yeeeears
    They're fun, I likes them :)
    *pop*
    *bang*

     

    Yoo gotta wear the hat!

    DID YOU CALL ME FAT?!?!

     

    *clears his ears*

    NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAT
    WHY DO YOU NEED THE BAT?
    YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR HAIR IN A PLAIT?

     

     

    :myrddraal:

    WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE VAT?
    HE DID WHAT ON THE MAT??
    THAT'S WHY HE NEEDED A YAK?
    YOU ATE ALL MY FLAPJACK?!?
    WHY DO YOU SMELL OF LILAC?
    WHO'S A PIRATE?

    THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

    I DO NOT SNORE

     

     

    NO NOT THE CLAW!

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    Do you have crackers Diny?

    like the ones you can put butter and jam and savoury stuff on?
    Teh ones with paper hats and bad jokes inside

     

    tumblr_my3za0M8uP1s2tscbo1_1280.jpg

    they're around, haven't opened one in yeeeears
    They're fun, I likes them :)
    *pop*
    *bang*

     

    Yoo gotta wear the hat!

    DID YOU CALL ME FAT?!?!

     

    *clears his ears*

    NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAT
    WHY DO YOU NEED THE BAT?
    YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR HAIR IN A PLAIT?

     

     

    :myrddraal:

    WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE VAT?
    HE DID WHAT ON THE MAT??
    THAT'S WHY HE NEEDED A YAK?
    YOU ATE ALL MY FLAPJACK?!?
    WHY DO YOU SMELL OF LILAC?
    WHO'S A PIRATE?
    THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!
    I DO NOT SNORE

    NO NOT THE CLAW!

     

     

    THERE'S A ROBOT AT THE DOOR?

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    Do you have crackers Diny?

    like the ones you can put butter and jam and savoury stuff on?
    Teh ones with paper hats and bad jokes inside

     

    tumblr_my3za0M8uP1s2tscbo1_1280.jpg

    they're around, haven't opened one in yeeeears
    They're fun, I likes them :)
    *pop*
    *bang*

     

    Yoo gotta wear the hat!

    DID YOU CALL ME FAT?!?!

     

    *clears his ears*

    NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAT
    WHY DO YOU NEED THE BAT?
    YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR HAIR IN A PLAIT?

     

     

    :myrddraal:

    WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE VAT?
    HE DID WHAT ON THE MAT??
    THAT'S WHY HE NEEDED A YAK?
    YOU ATE ALL MY FLAPJACK?!?
    WHY DO YOU SMELL OF LILAC?
    WHO'S A PIRATE?
    THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!
    I DO NOT SNORE

    NO NOT THE CLAW!

     

     

    THERE'S A ROBOT AT THE DOOR?

     

     

    NO I HAVEN'T LEARNT PARKOUR

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