rawr

 

 

 

 

I booped the axolotl's nose and he bit me and it was adorable

woah woah woah. Axolotl's? Why can't I remember this happening?

Parce que you've been terribly absent and I've had to occupy myself by becoming king of the potato people *nods*

well there are limited activities to do once I'm gone, soo

You shouldn't leave me with myself, I'm not a very good influence >.>

 

 

heh, I think the same applies to most people

 

 

 

 

I can sorta kinda examine people now

Hurrah :)

I've been practicing on my sister >.> "Come stand here, I'm gonna examine you"

...

 

"You're normal"

Heh

 

You should pay her in biscuits

 

And tell her I say hi :)

 

 

Yes, this is what the lecturer suggested, she says she enjoys being examined anyway.

As long as we don't cut her :P

And I will :)

 

 

 

And now I have blue permanent marker all over :P

Have you been stripping in your lectures?

>.> yeeeeees I kinda got volunteered by the lecturer, she was just like "you" and I was like "fine"

That sounds like some kind of strange superpower

 

 

...

true. I suppose stranger things shall happen

How do you examine someone then?

 

 

 

 

 

And now I have blue permanent marker all over :P

Have you been stripping in your lectures?

>.> yeeeeees I kinda got volunteered by the lecturer, she was just like "you" and I was like "fine"

That sounds like some kind of strange superpower

...

true. I suppose stranger things shall happen

Like you might wake up and accidentally be a goat

rawr

How do you examine someone then?

 

You gotsa look at them, and then you gotta feel them and then you gotta listen to them with your stethoscope

What essactly are you listening for with the stethoscope?

Joined the medieval society today, gonna learn how to sword fight :D

rawr

What essactly are you listening for with the stethoscope?

 

That depends on what you're looking at

In a cardiac exam you want to hear lub dub

In an abdominal exam you just listen for stomach noises

Which are... pretty interesting

Joined the medieval society today, gonna learn how to sword fight :D

 

cooooooool

Also worrying >.>

I managed to hit my friend in the eye with a paper bag today

Sword ...hehe

*lub dub*

Nana

Somebody left party poppers on the table

I knows the quantum mechanics module is gonna be awesome when my lecturer starts his first email to us with 'Dear quantum friends' :D

Llama

Dis lecture hall muy coldddd

Joined the medieval society today, gonna learn how to sword fight :D

Aaaaweshumsss

 

Wait

 

*pictures twinneh hefting a 2m longsword*