My mother gave me a jar of cumin once.

Said she bought it but never needed it, asked if I could use it.

I was like

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttt????????????

my fingers are on fire from jalapeno juice and it's kind of unpleasant kind of fun tingly

Don't rub your eyes, LOL

Do it!!!

 

I got a bill if ya do.

You know

I was at least smart enough to think twice before trying to put in my contacts

I don't know what the heck was up with those peppers though

I cook with jalapenos all the time

Here it's been like two hours and my fingers are starting to form blisters

Someone laced my jalapenos with ghost peppers or something. 

Don't you play guitar? Callus beats blister every time.

Well I mean I did put up with it for two hours before I bothered trying anything. 

 

Soaking them in olive oil for a few minutes seems to have dissolved it down to normal levels of tingle.

I love grocery shopping.

Unpacking it is the best part.

And stocking my kitchen with awesome.

You can find quality stuff even out here in the hills these days.

I needed bulgur for my moussaka and found it in two stops

keekeekeekeekee

Bob's Red Mill GOAT

Meyer's dish liquid best dish liquid

My last life was as a 1950s house wife and I think I liked it.

Yay panko!  Artificially enhanced bread crumbs gtfo.