(chewing one of the welcome brownies) I like the food here.

I don't actually like bananas much.

spam not in the least bit

basically I'm in it for the brownies

no one has actually sent me real brownies yet

but we're only 11,741 pages in

I'm an optimist.

(hands over a brownie) Enjoy.

I can make all sorts of "virtual" food, and it won't go stale in the mail.

But I cannot taste it.

I have home fries with gravy downstairs.

I can taste that, but I am not hungry.

c'est la vie

 

 

There's a weird pain in my knee

I slipped on the roof today and took a hard digger on my shoulder. Pretty sure it's dislocated

You win? :/

I meant to say I feel your pain?

 

Wasn't competing lol. Just felt like sharing.

(eats another Brownie) But these don't have extra calories. So you can have as many as you want.

Slipping on the roof is very dangerous. Be careful.

 

(Hands over a brownie) Here, please have one. They may be lacking "real" flavor, but they are "virtually" yummy.

If virtual food was real

I would just put a permanent lining of pork chop throughout my mouth.

The lovely things we could do if we could be sustained with "virtial" food.

I could just make pork-flavored breath mints.

I've actually seen bacon breath mints.

Nasty artificially flavored stuff.

That does not sound pleasant at all.

 

(sits down in corner, eating another brownie).

 

Though now I am considering BLTs for dinner for tomorrow night.

I'm pretty sure Priscilla ran away and this is not a remotely safe area for pets to be outdoors. -_-

I set some food out glgl