As far as I'm aware, Darwin was more interested in birds.

Shows how much society has advanced.

BANANA!

*monkey sounds*

merbirds?

Interesting combination.

Bacon?

I suppose anything with bacon could be an interesting combination.

Merbird bacon really isn't a thing though.

Poultry or seafood though?

Fish flavored wing night itt

Apparently if you turn the burners down really low, pancakes don't become charred black rubble.

Pancakes can become charred black rubble?

Last batch I made:

 

Something did not come out right with those pancakes.

I probably used too much wood.

Might be.

And while some cooking does use fire, that doesn't mean you should set what you're cooking on fire.

I have never been presenting with a convincing argument to not set things on fire.

Well, it tends to turn edible things into unedible things.

Sounds like a matter of personal taste to me.

Wheter it tastes well is personal, wheter it's edible isn't.

What is edible? Something to consider.

Edible means that you get nutrients out of it and don't fall ill after eating it.