Does anyone have my torch? I've looked everywhere! If you've taken it, bad things will happen...

what i'm kidding i don't have your torch *hides torch behind back*

Well, keep looking.

*raises hand*

 

I know where your torch is.

What about my remote?

No talking about remotes...my daughter has just lost ours!!!

 

Anyway, is this the torch I gave you, LOST, ALREADY...

 

OR STOLEN...*GLARES AT ALL*

 

Okay I'm finished carry on.. >.>

hey kudaran look in that dark room with no windows and locks from the outside only

You mean this room over here...

*falls into a pit*

*close pit* ya that room

Hey! There's a kitten in here!

A TAINT KITTEN!!!

watch out i hear it bits

I hope it's not a ninja security cat.

I'd tell you, but it clawed my eyes out so I'm not entirely sure.

So that's where my Kitty went...

 

Ah, now that would explain a lot.

He;s friendly mostly, unless he hasn't eaten and I'm sure I fed him recently....

Well he did only take my eyes, so he can't be that hungry.

I did give him Ed's leg recently so I guess that tied him over...

Wait...He actually ate that?

I assumed because he didn't eat that he had, but it could be he found something else, whatever you are pretty lucky.

 

It means I will have to find some other way of getting rid of that leg, lol

 

I think the civies should have it!

*biffs the leg at the nearest Civie*

*dusts hands*

Problem solved.

'biffs'...you have no idea what went through my mind when I saw this...but then I saw it was Talm and not Ed...

ya so anyone wanna buy a torch *scratches dragons name off*

Lol, oh dear.

Aha! Torch thief! Prepare to be scourged by the One Power, scum!