Oh snap!

 

It's on!

 

 

Oh no he didn't!

 

 

Ooh you liar!

What the 'eff?! Dude, I totally had no idea...

...........

 

 

You weren't last

 

 

I meant to say something....

 

Can you honestly not say that he makes the perfect third stooge to Aust and Verbal?

*Nods*

 

 

There is so much wrong with this convo....and so much right at te same time.

Rooooger.

 

 

??? at ed

*smacks deBieber in da face with his - pg-13 sign smacks Eddie*

Hehe I have been trying to not let that one die.

Whoa, i just noticed you are MoN at the WT!!!

 

Wasn't tto long ago you were the one getting your bottom paddled.....oh wait, that wasn't a trip to the MoN......O_o

Why is it all my threads eventually turn to spanking?

Like you really care.

I do!

 

I want to know the formula so I can apply it to real life conversations, for real life spankings!

 

I've tried a few methods, but they are too successful... The spanker generally gets too excited, forgets to aim, and ends up spanking my face-cheek. Not quite the effect I'm going for.

Clearly, the solution is for you to learn to love being slapped. Then everybody will be happy.

Alternatively, you could walk on your hands, making it impossible for their aim to fall short.

Clearly, the solution is for you to learn to love being slapped. Then everybody will be happy.

 

I have opted for this approach as well. ^_^

*Christine walks up slowly, pushing back her dark hood. Smiling softly, she nods to the others before offering Verbal a brownie from off the tray in her hands."

 

Would you care for a brownie, sir?

 

*As the ewok goes to reach for the brownie, she takes out her knife and slices off his furry little head*

 

Muhahahaha *carries the head back to Ed*

 

*pets the fur gently* oooo this is soft! *pets more*

O_o

 

Okay, no more spank talk....geez

*spanks Sam* What? You said no more TALK!

*Suddenly hears Toby Keith in the background.*

 

 

Hmmmmm, uh-huh.....yep.

 

*Goes off in search of his GOOD paddle.*

*Hears Toby and Keith in the same sentence. Perks up to listen*

Haha....and here I thought mention of the paddle would be what caught your attention. *Facepalm*

You obviously don't know the power The Toby has over the Lily. ;) I have a limit of how many Toby videos I'm allowed to watch per day. More and, well, it isn't pretty....

Toby is awesome.

You obviously don't know the power The Toby has over the Lily. ;) I have a limit of how many Toby videos I'm allowed to watch per day. More and, well, it isn't pretty....

 

*shudders at the images produced in his head about his sister*

Is she naked, ed?

 

Because she's totally -all woman- if you know what I mean.

 

That'd be an awful picture to have of your sister! No one wants to think of thier sister naked!

 

Isn't that right, ed?

 

 

 

 

Naked sister = bad I guess is the point here, so don't picture that.

 

ed?

 

*wonders why ed is crying whilst fetal on the floor*

Horrible, horrible lil man.

20 pts to DeBieber. I laughed. Hard.