OMG..that is so scary and yet funny...10pts

Convo between me and my mom last night:

 

Me: Do you want my cherry?

Mom: No

Me: Why not?

Mom: I don't like cheeseburgers.

 

I like your Mum already...lol...she's cool!

Although she did admit after that she didn't mean to say that.

Ah, but she did say it, so it still counts.

That's what the deer said.

I really need to try Venison sometime...

I hear lamb is pretty good.

 

Actually, that's a lie; I had it once ten years ago, and it was awesome.

Lambs okay can be a bit fatty, so depends how it is cooked, beef and pork are good too!

Roasted Eddie!*

 

*Disclaimer: Any deaths or mental sickness contracted as a result of eating Roasted Eddie cannot be attributed to me because I'm cool and don't really feel up to a lawsuit right now. Thanks!

Does it have salt on?

I think that salt would be a rather natural response to roasted Eddie. Lots of salt.

Definitely......Salt is a preservative though. do we want him preserved!

Oooh...I never thought of that!

I have some acid?!

Oooooh, what kind?

Can I steal?

No but you can steel.

suphuric acid...should go through the steel....

What about bananas?

I go very good with chocolate and raspberry. hehehe

There IS no Ed

only Zuul

Now a battle between Zuul and Ed...that would be interesting....

 

The bananas are safe btw...>.>

Zuul. *snorts*

I've had better stool come out of my rear.