295. When you are in a caravan of 5 vehicles with a uhaul at the lead and feel like a part of Luca's show

296. You see a pair of bright yellow loose pants hang next to a black mens jacket with some lace on, and think "Oh, Mat and Birgitte would like this store".

Edited September 15, 201213 yr by Misheru Sedai

296. You see a pair of bright yellow loose pants hang next to a black mens jacket with some lace on, and think "Oh, Mat and Birgitte would like this store".

297. When you actually buy those bright yellow loose pants and black mens jacket for blondie and one eye..........

229. When you read any of these items and are not the LEAST bit concerned for the mental stability of any and all members of this group.

 

I am so not concerned. Randland is the reality where I want to be. :-0

Im not sure I really know witch world I live in..................

 

 

Let's decide to step into Randland and never come back. Which hospital should admit us?

Just cut us loose in RJ's forest on his Charleston estate.......I'll build us a tree house, and you can set wards around the place to keep out the squirrels, Harriet can psychoanalyze anyone who tries to get in to make sure there 1% ers ...........

 

When?

229. When you read any of these items and are not the LEAST bit concerned for the mental stability of any and all members of this group.

 

I am so not concerned. Randland is the reality where I want to be. :-0

Im not sure I really know witch world I live in..................

 

 

Let's decide to step into Randland and never come back. Which hospital should admit us?

Just cut us loose in RJ's forest on his Charleston estate.......I'll build us a tree house, and you can set wards around the place to keep out the squirrels, Harriet can psychoanalyze anyone who tries to get in to make sure there 1% ers ...........

 

When?

Jan, 9, 2013....... Ill be out front in a single horse cart.......

Don't hijack the thread please.

Sorry 298. When you use anything as an excuse to daydream about WoT...

299. when you see a sword and immediately start looking for a heron on the blade, and thinking is this a power wrought weapon?? (this has happened to me)

(This might have been said before, but this happened to me on Monday when we went to the walmart parkinglot...)

 

300. When walking through the parkinglot and you tense up and start looking for stones to throw with all the crows flying around all over the place, thinking "You will not have me without a fight!"

OML that reminds me

 

301. When you find yourself glaring at a crow flying overhead and start flinching whenever it calls out

302. When you walk down a path in a forest grove leading your lumbering drafthorse mare and you get a baaad feelin – AND SPIN AROUND TO SEE IF A FADE IS REALLY WATCHING YOU!!!! O.o

 

..I actually thought a root was one and nearly got a heart attack. >.>

 

303. When you get white paint all over your hand and want to instantly wash it off because you look like you're a Hand of the Light for the Whitecloaks

My cat caught a mouse and I was wondering if the rodent was an agent of the dark.

304. When a new IT guy is hired with the last name Mesana and you immediately think it must be a mirror of mists changing the forsaken to look like a slightly overweight hunch backed computer geek.

305. When the only reason you didn't name your daughter Aviendha Illenya is because your fiance said no.

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by Stella Hucity

306. When you use Trollocs to scare you son into walking straight to and from school as fast as he can.

Ilyena is a pretty name

306. When you use Trollocs to scare you son into walking straight to and from school as fast as he can.

 

ooh i wish my parents would do that

Yeah, that would be awesome.

kind of.............wouldn't work. You know? Having the pre-formed knowledge that they are fictitious and all. yeah

I'm just glad trollocs are not real, ithey would be somewhat creepy

Edited September 25, 201213 yr by Shauna

307. When you read the word "orcs" in a Tolkien work and it comes out as "trollocs" in your head.

 

Yeah, that happened last night. I was sleepy, but it was still funny.

You tell your son Trollocs are iin his bedroom

Edited September 25, 201213 yr by Shauna

307. When you read the word "orcs" in a Tolkien work and it comes out as "trollocs" in your head.

 

Yeah, that happened last night. I was sleepy, but it was still funny.

*Claps*

308: When all harpists are named Asmodean in your head