192. You start thinking of which Ajah your friends would be part of and you referrence it...then they give you the "what are you talking about" look. I've done that...repeatedly

193) When you're reading TEotW while waiting for something to begin, and you run to go get something really quick, and when you get back the guy who likes you and was sitting next to you has started reading it because he's tired of not understanding all of the references that come out of your mouth all of the time (and he claims he was hooked by page 2....)

You should get him to join DM

194) When you freak out all day about losing your copy of whichever book you are on but go home to find it right next to your bed where you put it the night before.

You should be hoping they love you >.>

 

183. When you hope that any child called Aviendha turns out to be a ginger red haired.

 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU WOOLY-HEADED TROLLOC SPAWN!

 

 

184. When you call someone wooly-headed trolloc spawn for wishing your child to be a ginger.

 

 

I wanted a ginger kid but I didn't get one.

When you wear your T-Shirt that says "The Tower remains unbroken."

Cut it out

 

176. When you want to have a natural birth cos they probably weren't able to "cut it out" via Cesarean in Randland.

 

 

And the Aiel can ignore pain. Have you considered giving birth in the snow at the foot of a mountain?

195) you go to change the channel on your TV and the first thing you do without thinking is to raise your hand to channel

 

(ive been listening to the audiobooks for 3 days without break now...)

196. When you see this:

 

 

And think of Elgee. Although that might technically count as being too much into the WT here on DM

197. when you sing along the "Moon River" and automatically replace every 'moon river' with 'two rivers'

When you decide to name your daughter Kairi Ann ... and only realize later what you've done.

198 - When it starts snowing, you pull your scarf up across your face to keep your nose warm, and then giggle because you can pretend to be Aiel.

199 - You then walk past a bunch of LARPers and start thinking 'trollocs!', really wishing you had your spear handy!

200. You watch Frodo allowing Gollum to come with them into Mordor on The Two Towers, and the first thing you realise is that there is a voice in your head raging "KILL HIM! CAN'T TRUST HIM! KIIIIIIIILLL!!!"

 

Lews Therin don't like Gollum.

201. When you sit down to dinner and pretend you both are Seanchan gourmets eating raken steak. And then your brother begins to fantasize about grolm eye jelly :bleurgh:

When the cats run away from your husband tying to huggle them, and your first thought is "Oh my god, he can channel" *giggles*

LOL that's awesome.

203. When you get a text message that reads "Do you have a Bonded worth R80,000 or more ... " and think WTH?? Millions of twilight zone thoughts run through your head till you read it again. Aahhh ... "Do you have a bonded PROPERTY worth R80,000 or more...". Right. Delete. Nothing happened.

Haha that is freaky cos I was going to write today

 

 

204... When you hear a work mate say, 'What's that? Oh - it's the Bond.' And you automatically think of your own Bonded before you realise he is looking at his Bank statement online and its the bond for his new flat.

Today i saw FOS written on a bunch of things. It freaked me out lol

 

(should be a too much mafia thread)

Number :P

205. When you name a new calf Ki'Sedai because it has a mark that looks like a sideways Flame on its head. So WoT?!! :nyn:

206. When you blame the porcupine ter'angreal for your inability to get out of bed in the morning

207. When you're at work and say, "She looks like a bloody Tinker", and realize the second it slips your tongue that no one understands.

when the hairs on your neck stand up you look around for crows.

209. When you see a store called "Halina's something something" and read it as "Halima's..."